Kermit
KERMIT

THE FROG THAT
ESCAPED THE SYSTEM

World's #1 Frog  •  Created 1955
Now on Ethereum

$KERMIT  ◆  RIBBIT AND RIP IT  ◆  GREEN VALHALLA  ◆  POND ARMY RISING  ◆  FLY-CATCHER GETS REKT  ◆  TADPOLE TO GIGA-FROG  ◆  0% TAX  ◆  ONLY UP  ◆ 

THE BIG
PICTURE

The Path to Valhalla

THE DEEP
LORE

PHASE I

THE WAGIE CURSE

Created by Jim Henson in 1955. Leader of The Muppets. Known for his calm, his wisdom, and "Bein' Green." Over 65 years in entertainment — the most recognizable frog on the planet. But the pond was calling for something bigger.

THE WAGIE CURSE

PHASE II

THE INNER VOICE

Buy the dip. Full send. Kermit listened to himself. Not the haters. Not the doubters. Not Big Bird still counting to three. Just the voice whispering: moon or nothing.

THE INNER VOICE

PHASE III

THE BREAKOUT

The world's #1 most famous frog — widely recognized, universally loved — now heading to Ethereum to dominate the crypto space. Oscar is still in the trash. Cookie Monster liquidated. Only Kermit saw the moon coming.

THE BREAKOUT

PHASE IV

GREEN VALHALLA

Only green. Only gains. Up forever. The Pond Army assembled. Every frog posting. Every post spreading. Every chart going right. This is the way.

GREEN VALHALLA

Real Talk

BIG BIRD
STILL COUNTING

Oscar still in the trash. Elmo getting rekt. Cookie Monster liquidated. Only Kermit saw the moon coming.

The Many Faces

KERMIT NEVER STOPS

The Swamp Dictionary

FROG
TALK

The language we speak. Short. Real. No BS. Join the swamp to learn more.

RIBBIT AND RIP IT

Buy the dip. No cap. Full send into the green.

FLY-CATCHER

A bot that thought it was smart. Rest in peace, sniper.

TADPOLE TIER

Small bags today. Whales tomorrow. Patience.

THE GREAT FLY

The moon. The destination. The eternal green candle.

POND ARMY

Us. The frogs. United. Forever. No paper hands allowed.

FROG SIGNAL

When the chart pumps and the memes hit at the same time.

Kermit energy

FEEL IT

That's the green. That's the signal. When you know, you know.

The Arsenal

LIVE FROM
THE POND

The Numbers

TOKEN
BASICS

NETWORK

ETHEREUM

Verified on-chain. No paper swamp.

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

1 billion tokens. The pond is full.

BUY/SELL TAX

0%

No tax. Pure pond energy.

LIQUIDITY

BURNED

Burned forever. Deep in the swamp.

Kermit banner
KERMIT

The Journey

ROAD
MAP

01

SIGNAL

  • Community launch
  • Meme arsenal deployed
  • Social channels live
  • Website goes live
02

PUMP

  • DEX listings
  • Holder growth campaign
  • Influencer partnerships
  • First CEX targets
03

LEGEND

  • Major exchange listings
  • Kermit goes mainstream
  • Merch & stickers
  • Global meme reach
04

MOON

  • We live there permanently
  • Broadcasting forever
  • Pond Army global
  • Green Valhalla achieved
Kermit

THE CURSE
IS BROKEN

Kermit climbs one direction only. Assemble the Pond Army, lock in the lore, and send him to Valhalla forever. The Great Fly in the Sky is waiting.