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$KERMIT ON ETH  •  NO CAP 2026

KERMIT
ESCAPED
THE 9-5
YOU CAN TOO

Pepe was practice. Kermit is real. A frog broke the system. Now he's taking the pond to the moon.

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$KERMIT ON ETH  ★  RIBBIT AND RIP IT  ★  WAGIE CURSE BROKEN  ★  GREEN VALHALLA  ★  TADPOLE TO GIGA-FROG  ★  FLY-CATCHER GETS REKT  ★  POND ARMY RISING  ★ $KERMIT ON ETH  ★  RIBBIT AND RIP IT  ★  WAGIE CURSE BROKEN  ★  GREEN VALHALLA  ★  TADPOLE TO GIGA-FROG  ★  FLY-CATCHER GETS REKT  ★  POND ARMY RISING  ★ $KERMIT ON ETH  ★  RIBBIT AND RIP IT  ★  WAGIE CURSE BROKEN  ★  GREEN VALHALLA  ★  TADPOLE TO GIGA-FROG  ★  FLY-CATCHER GETS REKT  ★  POND ARMY RISING  ★ $KERMIT ON ETH  ★  RIBBIT AND RIP IT  ★  WAGIE CURSE BROKEN  ★  GREEN VALHALLA  ★  TADPOLE TO GIGA-FROG  ★  FLY-CATCHER GETS REKT  ★  POND ARMY RISING  ★ 
Kermit at McDonald's
Hooded Kermit
CURSED
VALHALLA
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PATH  TO  VALHALLA

Phase 01

WAGIE
LIFE

Kermit worked the 9-5. Clock in. Clock out. Repeat. No cap, it was killing him. The pond was dead inside. Then he said no more.

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Phase 02

INNER
VOICE

Buy the dip. Full send. Kermit listened to himself. Not the haters. Not the doubters. Just the voice saying moon or nothing.

Phase 03

NO RULES
ONLY
UP

No boss. No schedule. No limits. Just green charts and degens posting memes. The old way dies. The new way lives.

Phase 04

TO THE
MOON

Only green. Only gains. Up forever. That's the whole thing. Kermit lives there now. So do we.

Arsenal

GIF
WEAPONS

Every frog form is a meme. Every GIF is a weapon. Post the right one at the right time. Chart goes up. That's the game.

Real Talk

BOTS
GET FKT
ALWAYS

Snipers, bots, paper hands. They all tried to be smart. They all lost. The pond is for believers only. Everything else gets washed.

Kermit with gun

LIVE FROM
THE POND

SIGNAL
ANOMALY

Abnormality Index

FROG SIGNAL
ANOMALIES

FROG SIGNAL

Chart dies. Frog posts. Green candles. No cap.

BOT GRAVEYARD

Snipers thought they were smart. They were not.

MOON ENERGY

Up only. That's it. That's the whole thing.

SMALL BAG GLOW UP

Every tadpole becomes a frog. Every frog goes to the moon.

KERMIT
NEVER
STOPS

Sliding left. Sliding right. No breaks. No mercy. Pure frog energy 24/7.

FROG
TALK

The language we speak. Short. Real. No BS.

RIBBIT AND RIP IT

Buy the dip. No cap. Full send.

FLY-CATCHER

A bot that thought it was smart. RIP.

TADPOLE TIER

Small bags. They glow up soon.

THE GREAT FLY

Moon. Gains. Forever.

WAGIE CURSE

The 9-5. Kermit escaped it. You can too.

POND ARMY

Us. Frogs. Forever.

KERMIT
FORMS

ORIGINAL KERMIT

ORIGINAL KERMIT

SIPPIN KERMIT

SIPPIN KERMIT

SHOOTIN KERMIT

SHOOTIN KERMIT

POND
FEED

Real posts. Real frogs. Real energy. This is where it happens.

Tasks

GET IT
DONE

Pick a mission. Do it. Report back. That's all.

Mission 01

POST THE FROG

Drop Kermit in 3 discords. Bring the hype. Simple.

Reward

OG Frog Vibes

Mission 02

GIF SPAM

Reply with Kermit GIFs only. No cap, no words.

Reward

Meme Wizard

Mission 03

MOON WATCH

See the pump. Post FROG SIGNAL. Rally the pond.

Reward

Sentinel Rank

Mission 04

NEW FROG HELP

Help a new holder buy their first bag.

Reward

Mentor Badge

CULT
STATUS
LEGEND

Rules

THE CODE

Post memes. Buy dips. Hodl strong. That's it. That's the whole thing.

POST = PUMP

NO LURKERS

FROGS ONLY

ONLY UP

THIS IS REAL

WE MOON

The Story

HOW WE
GOT HERE

PHASE 1 - SIGNAL

Frog drops in every feed at once. Pond Army goes live. No turning back.

PHASE 2 - PUMP

Red candles die. Green takes over. Paper hands get washed.

PHASE 3 - LEGEND

Kermit hits everywhere. Mainstream. A real thing now.

PHASE 4 - MOON

We live there now. Permanently. Broadcasting forever.

MOON
RAID

Next Step

MOON TIME

Every frog posts. Every post spreads. Every spread pumps. Simple math. We go up together.

The Symbol

KERMIT
IS THE
SIGNAL

See the frog. Know the pond is near. That's how it works. When the logo hits, we pump.

Kermit sitting
Kermit banner
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Core Rules

THE WAY

01

NO MORE 9-5

02

NO MORE DOUBT

03

ONLY GREEN

04

ONLY RIBBIT

05

ONLY MOON

vibrating Kermit

FEEL
IT

That's the green. That's real.

Chaos

PURE
VIBES

No rules. No meaning. Just energy and movement. This is the pond.

Numbers

THE
BASICS

FLY MARKET VALUE

ETH CHAIN

Verified on-chain. No paper swamp.

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

1 billion Kermit tokens. The pond is full.

TADPOLE TAX

0%

No buy tax. No sell tax. Just pure pond.

POND ARMY

∞ FROGS

Growing every block. Every ribbit counts.

THE LIVE
FEED

What's happening right now. Today. This is real. No cap.

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THE CURSE
IS BROKEN

Kermit now climbs one direction only. Assemble the Pond Army, lock in the lore, and send him to Valhalla forever. The Great Fly in the Sky is waiting.

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